Emily Crain Review of ADAM'S MARK HOTEL (now Blake H...
If you enjoy really loud water spraying you in the...
If you enjoy really loud water spraying you in the face nonstop from every direction, this is the place for you. We were not impressed with CoCo Key. First off, double check that they're open before you go, because they have really weird days that they're closed during the summer. Also, if you're sharing at the hotel you still have to pay separately for the water park, even though it's attached and listed as an amenity.
The parking is terrible. It's really hard to find the entrance because it's not by the parking lot and most of the gates to the parking lot were locked.
The lifeguards mostly had hateful attitudes and stood around taking to each other. No one was at the tops of the slides to tell the kids when to go. Kitty's were running over each other and landing on top of little kids at the bottom.
The lazy river was not lazy. It was packed with kids racing each other around and not in tubes.
The area with most of the slides had water spraying from every direction with no way to avoid it.
Lots of the areas were pretty rundown and the bathroom felt like a sauna.
You can't take in your own food or drink (and yes, there's a security guard checking every bag) and of course the food and drink for sale there was extremely overpriced.
Overall, it was probably the worst waterpark I've been to.
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