Dean Young

Review of Cypress Mountain

As any ski hill with close proximity to a major me...

As any ski hill with close proximity to a major metropolitan area, expect crowds and idiots. Not just big crowds, but massive, ignorant, self-absorbed, pylons which will unpredictably skid their way down all the runs. This makes for a great game of dodge the wobbly pylon when you are forced onto a groomer. Expect to spend an hour or so sitting in your vehicle waiting just to get into the parking lot, as the useless horde backs in and out of their parking spots, second guessing every single move they make. You and your time do not matter to the demographic which makes parking here during peak times impossible.