An overpriced and pretentious bar that tries to be...

An overpriced and pretentious bar that tries to be too cool for its own good. Terrible (I mean truly awful), medicinal cocktails that have been invented by the unskilled and frankly arrogant hipsters who work there. Enforced table service which is painfully slow and no one ever really wanted anyway. Would be far better if they just operated like a normal bar and hired people who had actually been educated in how to make a proper drink.