Patrick Crosby

Review of The Belmont Athletic Club

Called just to ask how much dues were. Mentioned ...

Called just to ask how much dues were. Mentioned my old club in downtown Long Beach (24 hour Fitness) had just closed. The lady who answered the phone started giggling and then talking in a way reminiscent of Frank Zappa's Valley Girl. Like gag me with a SPOON! Choke with with a fork! If yer, like totally, a val (and like, from a better part of Encino), this club just might be fer yoo (although a good 50 miles from Encino). Fer sher fer sher! But to me ther just a bunch of boo foos. (Never did find out how much the dues were. Maybe they'll tell you. The wouldn't me). But this club, I'm sher!