Haarp

2.7 · 535 reviews
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Totally Overrated Sellouts
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2020-09-28 19:55

It was absolutely wonderful playing a gig here aga...

It was absolutely wonderful playing a gig here again! The required full cover masks and clothes dress code was strange the first time we played, but we're used to them now! Best paying venue ever! However, we're not sure why they wanted to hear "Ride of the Valkyries" over and over, but hey, a gig i...

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Andrew Mycoskie
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2020-09-26 13:34

I'm just passing through, LMAO in tears at some of...

I'm just passing through, LMAO in tears at some of these reviews.

You people that say God this and God that, are clueless beyond your own perception. You people do understand this site is nothing but wires and poles now right? Project was dead 2 years ago. Project will stay dead. The s...

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sky oxford
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2020-09-26 02:23

The ELF helped me understand that the Deep Fried S...

The ELF helped me understand that the Deep Fried State Twinkies really are the future of haute cuisine. The gift shop is AMAZING. I picked up a sweet Project Blue Beam beanie with strands of tinfoil woven in, and an Accutron snow globe to keep my desk from tipping over.

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The weridos
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2020-09-25 23:10

One of the best experiences I've ever had. I came...

One of the best experiences I've ever had. I came here as an inspector from the Illuminati, and the service was excellent. Ms. Haspel, the director of the CIA was keen to provide with a very nice living quarters. The staff were so nice that they created a wormhole for me to pass through so I didn...

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King Of Kings Loves You
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2020-09-24 09:18

Its a Weather Control Mechine That actually manipu...

Its a Weather Control Mechine That actually manipulates weather and dont trust those who havent woken up they are trusting the Lame Stream Alex Jones And Media Who are Shill Zonists Also to prove its Real A Photo Of a Cricle Happening as We Speak Of them Controlling the Weather In Australia Right no...

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Ralf Neuschmied
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2020-09-13 22:11

didn't live up to the all the hype. Go to any othe...

didn't live up to the all the hype. Go to any other place, besides this place. Was unaware we needed girls to get in, so my friend and I went and met a group of five girls who said they would bring us in. Once we got back to the bald steroid-using bouncer, despite having five girls for only two guys...

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Colin Somerville
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2020-09-07 10:34

This installation caused an earthquake of 8.2 in M...

This installation caused an earthquake of 8.2 in Mexico and uracanes before the earthquake of September 7, 2017 of 8.2. Investigate one month and conclude that the cause was the (HAARP) the cause of uncontrolled phenomena in Mexico and "end with the world "if you want to do less with your stupid cou...

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Em Pu
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2020-09-06 13:18

I was headed here expecting to find a cheap and ea...

I was headed here expecting to find a cheap and easy place to stay on my vacation, but got so much more! The food was great, and the view was beautiful! The only thing which would have improved my stay is if they had a bigger pool. 4/5 Would go again.

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Tom
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2020-08-24 22:58

I was passing through Gakona on my way back from p...

I was passing through Gakona on my way back from prosecuting falsely accused native teenagers of murder, when I passed by HAARP. I decided to pull over and stay for the night at this resort.

WORST HOTEL STAY EVER!!!

First off, the customer service was embarrassing. Upon check-in, I was expec...

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Yasin Ozdemir
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2020-08-16 10:57

Hello brothers first, Selamun Aleykum I think that...

Hello brothers first, Selamun Aleykum I think that if one of the technology that God has offered us better use, of course, if I have something in the climate in order to prevent drought in order to regulate the droughts and regular use of oil should be used to

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Jose
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2020-08-16 00:47

Great place! I really enjoyed my stay, my children...

Great place! I really enjoyed my stay, my children were taken care of by staff and food was provided. We are now home and my children have started growing a third eye, as well as a tail and lizard like teeth. They tell me staff abducted them, but I think it was just the food.

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