4 years ago
When I arrived I had to re-clean half of the motor...
When I arrived I had to re-clean half of the motor home as there was still grease all over the top of the cooker, unclean plates, the toaster was dirty, rubbish under the beds and there was a cracked glass on the table.
My 4 year old nagged me to play on the crazy golf course which was near impossible as the course was in such terrible condition, so we just put the ball where we wanted and made up our own rules.
We had a look in the welcome pack which said there was adult entertainment starting at half past 10, which would be fine if it was actually the adult entertainment. Kids were running round everywhere and when I asked about the "adult" entertainment I got told they started it at half past 9,was finished by 10 and they were "obviously" entering the late night entertainment......aka some music from the 90's. While children were still running around.
We had a walk around the outskirts of the park and came across two rather large, very dead rats which by that point were now hairless.
We booked children in for the kayaking in the pool but the kayak wouldn't inflate so they got to float around on inflatable seadoos for 6 minutes each.....yay.
I recommend visiting woodlands, Paignton zoo and the living coasts zoo, but don't stay here.
The view was amazing though, suppose something had to impress me