4 years ago
DO NOT GO HERE! HORRIBLE!
DO NOT GO HERE! HORRIBLE!
The one star is for the bread and butter that came "with the meal"after we had to ask for it. I eat Italian everywhere I go because, well I'm Italian. This was the most disgusting, over rated, over reviewed food ive ever eaten. Let's start at the beginning.
It's in a log cabin that has no relative decor and from Wal-Mart. . no music of any type.
There were so many tables crammed in to the rooms that you either bumped into them or had to ask them to slide in so you could get past. This translated into the loudest Italian dining experience I've ever had. My wife and I could barely hear each other, it sounded like a college cafeteria.
The waiter, Ian, does not understand that great service leads to great tips.
We sat down at 715 and ordered by 725. nothing but our water came in the next 15 mins. The antipasto we ordered had melon on it, never seen that before, a pile of canned green olives,a pile of red olives, 4 artichoke quarters, and a small pile of pimentos...they all looked and tasted like they were bought from Wal-Mart. Ian refilled our water only twice in 1.5 hours. Our salads came 10 mins after our antipasto. As we waited for our mea I finished my canned beer and placed the glass and can to the side of the table. It was never taken away even though Ian walked by several times. 3 different couples came, sat, were served and left before Ian finally came back and asked "do you want your food now?"
I was dumbstruck. He said ok let me go "fire your plates up real quick." I'm assuming that meant microwave versus when he brought it to us 2 mins later, the top was steaming and the mushy noodles were near cold. How long they had sat there is beyond me.
My seafood fra diavola had the following on it: 3 clams, 3 muscles, 3 shrimp, and 2 scallops.... I've had this plate many times under different names and they all came with at least double of each sea food. The pasta was so over cooked it was almost breaking apart.
My wife's pesto Alfredo was so bland, cold, and mushy she didn't even ask for a to go box, leaving half of it behind. Her dish came with chicken but the amount of chicken on her plate was ridiculous. It was maybe the size of a tenderloin.
Also, they told the table next to us that they would not be able to give them any wine for a while because all their glasses were dirty.
Overall this was literally the worst "Italian" restaurant I've ever eaten at. A total WAIST of $60.