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Review of Alamo Drafthouse Cinemas

It's been a long while since I've attended an Alam...

It's been a long while since I've attended an Alamo Drafthouse cinema, but to you fellow newcomers: seats are reserved, there is a strict no cell/talking policy (which is a good thing), being punctual will guarantee admittance, and for the love all things good and pure, make sure to put your orders on the slots in front of you, staff has no patience for newbies (you'll be rewarded with a loogie if you ask for your waiter ;) ). That being said, do not order any food from an employee by the name of Kelsey.
Hope this helps and have a wonderful day!