I couldn't help but try to address the idiot who g...

I couldn't help but try to address the idiot who gave Provisions (what us "locals" call it) such a bad review...

Hey, dummy...first off, the Yacht Basin Provision Company restaurant wasn't even open 3 months ago....they don't usually open for the season til around mid-March

Secondly....in all my years of eating there, at no time have they ever had an antipasto

3.....(if you're counting)....they don't "number" how many shrimp you are going to be served

I could go on...but, I just wanted to let the rest of the world who read these reviews know that you were too dumb to rate & review the restaurant you actually visited....opting to try and flex your Internet muscles by disparaging one of the best restaurants not only locally, but probably anywhere on the eastern seaboard

Next time you get drunk & kicked out of an establishment, try to check with any friends you might have as to where you actually visited....I'll be anxiously awaiting your next half-cocked, idiotic review