If the staff weren t so friendly, this place would...

If the staff weren t so friendly, this place would get nothing.
Our room smelled like a group of apes had had an orgy in it. If we borrowed a black light from one of those CSI shows, it would explode from exposure, I m sure.
Unclean doesn t even begin to describe this place.
No locks on any cupboards worked, the aircon sat on milk crates and wouldn t work unless the window was open but it didn t matter as the one Power outlet meant choosing between the aircon , fan, tv or fridge.
No other word describes the bathrooms except Gross.
Lasted a whole 20 mins at the place; 5 min trying to keep my stomach contents in check and 15 min booking new accommodation where the likelihood of catching something was a whole lot less.