My wife and I were guests at a small family lunch ...

My wife and I were guests at a small family lunch party.
Orders were taken at 12.30.
Unfortunately the menus also included the prices...extremely bad form for guests.
Service was interminably slow.
When the pork arrived, it was very fat and cold.
The crackling did not crackle and would have tested the dentition of a T. Rex.
The coffee never did arrive .
Nearly four hours after arrival we departed, sadly disillusioned
This was not the experience that we had been led to expect