This guy gave me by far the worst cut and shave I ...

This guy gave me by far the worst cut and shave I have ever had. He gave me a cut, and my girlfriend laughed when I got home. Since I had no time to fix it that night, I went to work the next day and got made fun of the whole day. It was uneven, not blended, and choppy !! On top of it, I got a straight blade shave. He left patches of hair everywhere and I had to go buy a razor on my way home and shave again