Ishan Mehta

Review of Dallas County District Attorne...

Best place to find long term housing ever. I check...

Best place to find long term housing ever. I checked in with judge Sam in courtroom 23, and he sentenced (more like upgraded) me to 7 years at the Huntsville hotel. I could not have been more satisfied with the service. From the balifs who carryed me to my new digs, to the court reporter who recorded my excitement, I didn't have to lift a finger, they just whisked me away to my lovely new home just a few hours away. when I arrived, my ratty clothing had already been replaced with fine orange regalia, which is the new black, I was told, and I was introduced to Charlie, my new roommate (and lover, but that's a story for another time). I would certainly recommend this place to anyone who wants to experience the finer things in life and it is much better that the crummy, rundown Hyatt Regency accross the street with its valet parking and crisp white sheets: orange is the new black, not white, duh!