Todd Partain

Review of Bohemian Grove

What a great place. But watch out for the fruit pu...

What a great place. But watch out for the fruit punch, i had the craziest dream after i drank it. I probably shouldnt talk about it. Ok you know i am...i dreamt these guys in robes were standing all around me chanting while i was tied naked to a table with a big ol Texas star on it. Then a chick with nice breasts and a penis had me sign something in red ink. She said i would be rich and famous or something but i didnt understand it all because she was wearing a goat-head mask. Then she dropped her robe and climbed on top of me and stuck her goat tongue in my ear and i dont want to talk about the rest. But all these famous people and politicians keep calling me and inviting me out for secluded weekend getaways. They say they heard i was real good. It was just a dream...right?