Once upon a time in this hotel room was small and ...

Once upon a time in this hotel room was small and the business hotel category at least accordingly.

In any case, the intermezzo-bar may well be called impudence. may stylistically impress them a bit (oldschool lobby, crystal chandelier), the staff, the choice of drinks, the quality of the same, the "music" are consistently so subterranean that my three stars can certainly be seen as friendliness.
absolute no-go!