Beware, cord cutters. There are no smart tvs. And ...

Beware, cord cutters. There are no smart tvs. And if you're looking to escape basic cable with commercials, just know that Fire sticks, Chrome casts, etc. are blocked by the resort's firewall. Front desk gave me tech support number. After about 30 mins I was told a network protocol would keep it from working. So no streaming over wifi. Wifi, by the way is also spotty. But you can alway rent one of their dvds from the 90s for $3 a pop.