As I was blissfully relaxing in the Breakers Bay p...

As I was blissfully relaxing in the Breakers Bay pool, I was interrupted by the sound of alarms. I had little to no time to react to the warning and the waves had already started coming. I floated towards the deep end as I was attempting to escape my predicament unscathed. Waves after waves of chlorine-piss filled water came over me. As I fighting to stay afloat on the surface, horror-filled kids on inflatable tubes assaulted me. Jab from the back, hook from the left and then OHHH... an upper cut to the chin. I could not live through this traumatizing horror and so I gave up. As I nearly drowned to oblivion I had a flashback. I had remembered that if I lived, I could visit this horrid place again... for FREE. And so, I, the young brave hero that I am KO'd every single kid in my way. I was not gonna let this free visit go to waste. Fate has had it and allowed me to live through again. No foreigner, nor young adventure can survive this white-middle class theme park. 10/10. Would nearly drown again.