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Holy wow this place is amazing! Ok seriously, the ...

Holy wow this place is amazing! Ok seriously, the staff was super friendly and did an amazing job keeping my Dr Pepper full the whole time I was there. Even my drink was awesome because they don t use those little sissy cups that are empty after two good pulls from the straw. Their cups are giant ones that You can drink deeply from without the dread of emptying it and having no drink as you try to flag down the distracted waiter to refill your cup. AND, even when my drink got low the cute tiny bar lady was on it, filling it like a champ. I realize that I ve gone on and on about a simple Dr Pepper but drink management is a serious problem at establishments today. The pizza, oh baby the pizza!!! I got The Big One because it has almost everything that makes me happy on it, plus the name reminds me that this pizza is not helping this belly of mine get any smaller. If you re going to have a cheat day do it right and shoot a big F-You with double middle fingers to that diet you re supposed to be on!! Trying to fight back tears of joy at seeing this masterpiece of pizza evolution, I planned my attack. Carefully selecting the slice with the most everything on it I dug in. Ohhh yessssss!! Food bliss so good that the tiny cute bar lady was both worried about my physical health and a bit freaked out by the involuntary pizza O-Face that was plastered across my mug. Seriously people, you have to try this place! They like fold the outer circle of the pizza. So instead of that strange crusty breadstick of sadness that you get with normal pizza at the end of a slice, you have this flaky triangle pizza taco that fills you with happiness. Don t be surprised to find yourself giggling like a school girl when you start in on your pizza taco. It s heavenly! I give this place 5 stars and a crisp high five. Please know that I will forever be praising this pizza and I fight the feelings of sadness as I will probably never eat here again because I do not live up here. Thank you pizza people for your amazingness and I hope that I did not scare the staff too badly.

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