Where do you go when you wish to carelessly spend ...

Where do you go when you wish to carelessly spend massive amounts of money on caviar, 500 year old scotch, and insanely expensive nautical equipment? GPYC, of course. I like to come here on weekends to enjoy the company of my fellow wealthy compatriots, however while still ensuring they are not as wealthy as I am. Sometimes I will come here after a stressful day at the company where I will just want to wind down, have a glass of fine bourbon, and count my money. Just last week one of my long-time factory workers had the audacity to ask me for a raise. I ridiculed him in front of the other executives and threatened to move the plant to Mexico if he ever felt so foolish to ask again. Admirable leadership and the pressures of inheriting an established company from your father can be very taxing on someone (and believe me, I hate taxes more than anyone). This is why I appreciate the GPYC, because they understand that even the powerful and wealthy need to relax sometimes. By the way, if that waiter brings me the wrong bottle of Cabernet again, I'll make sure that poor sap never works in this town for as long as my family name lives on. Muahahahhahaha