My hair was looking rough to say the least. Passer...

My hair was looking rough to say the least. Passers-by offered me their change and left-over lunches, rats on the street seemed to stare suggesting it's nest was more tidy than the tumbleweed sitting atop my head. A bird landed and became snared by the sentient mass and spat out a neat little pile of bones and feathers.

I caught my reflection in the glass of a building and knew something had to be done. As if a sign from the heavens I see the name of the establishment before me, "Angelo's Barbershop".

I walked in, a mother fainted, a child wept, a man waiting for his hot lather and shave let out a wail as hairy tentacles wrapped around his torso trying to feed on another poor soul. But just as they were about to make the kill, Johnny stepped in and said, "NAY! YOU SHALL NOT TAKE ANOTHER INNOCENT!" He whipped out his trusty scissors and began to slash the demonic ropes with the grace and precision of a master swordsman.

After what seemed like hours, dripping with sweat Jonny had slain the beast. He brushed my neck and face, accepted a fair payment and sent me on my way. Little did I know what would happen when I walked out that door.

The first woman that I saw chased me demanding I father her offspring. A married woman threw her wedding ring down and declared her love for me. Her husband then shoved her out of the way and declared his as well. Modeling agents swarmed me demanding I sign to their companies and promising a lavish lifestyle. I hidin a near by reataurant and received a 5 star mealnserved by the head chef free of charge.

I jumped into my car and hit green lights the entire way home. I found parking outside my apartment immediately and went to my room to rest and reflect on the events that had just taken place.

That's my Angelo's Barbershop experience.