The internet is SOOO slow that sawing my own nads ...

The internet is SOOO slow that sawing my own nads off and attaching them to a kite would provide better internet service. Scientists at NASA have an easier time piloting the Mars ROVER than I do playing a YouTube video at 144p. You might as well build a giant radio tower in your backyard and suffer from radiation poisoning rather than joining totalhighspeed's plan. (Also, you would be better off throwing your money in a well instead of paying $100 per month for 12 Kilobytes a second)