A walk out. I rarely walk out on a reservation. A ...

A walk out. I rarely walk out on a reservation. A fine old place, filled with sedate tourists. With spotty service at front, woefully, impossibly inept at table. Strange. Fortunately, I left, went to a corner bistro up the street for a dose of reality. Avoid.

Procope responded to my above comment with the canned, vaguely insulting blurb shown below.
Avoid.

And don't forget - in Paris restaurants the service is included in the bill. Leave a few euros extra if you feel like it.