Amy

Review of The Beach House Cafe

The food and the coffee were both fairly bland and...

The food and the coffee were both fairly bland and unimaginative. A lot of thought seems to have gone into being a generic brunch space and not a lot into the quality of what's on offer. I had the Porty Smash and a latte. The food was fairly expensive for what was essentially avocado toast with some mushroom on top, and I had to pay extra to add an egg. It had some kind of weird mayo creamy sauce on it and the whole plate devolved into a goopy mess. The latte turned up when I'd finished eating (even though the cafe was half empty and staff were standing around talking), and I couldn't really get any coffee flavour from it. Luckily, Eat Out to Help Out was on and I only paid for half of it.