Note: This review is from October 2016. We will be...

Note: This review is from October 2016. We will be returning in April 2019!.
So, we are back from our virgin trip to Hedo, and our first experience couldn't have been any more perfect. Here are our takeaways from our first trip.

1) We way over packed for theme nights. In the future, we may do one or two theme nights, but it just wasn't a big deal for us. Which leads me into Takeaway number

2) In retrospect, I wish I had packed more clothes to wear to meals. I wound up taking two changes of clothes, and I found myself wanting to not be wearing the same clothes over and over to meals.

3) As much as I tried, I found myself going with a few preconceived notions as to how much sexual activity would be going on around the resort. And the longer I was there, the more I discovered that, yes, sexual activity did go on around the resort, and there was one hot, amazing episode next to the nude pool one afternoon, that wasn't the be all, end all of the resort. It truly is about the people. The people we met while we were there were nothing short of amazing, and we made friends that I truly believe will be lifelong. You amazing people know who you are. Our lives are better and forever changed for having met you. Speaking of people, this is a nice segue into Takeaway number

4) In our opinion, going with a group is THE way to go, especially if it's your first time. I told my wife and several people, I honestly feel as though our trip would not have been NEAR as much fun had we gone by ourselves. We are normally standoffish, but the folks in our group were extremely easy to talk to and laugh with, and brought both of us right out of our shells. I have not laughed that much and been that social in 20 years.

5) The staff, especially Austin, Christy (I hope I spelled that right), and the groundskeeper Neville, and Augustus, are simply the best. If it's your first time, definitely get to know the staff. At no time did we ever feel unwelcome, and they were always ready with a smile, a bit of conversation, and always greeted you as an old friend. They are also prepared with a song if the power happens to go out at the nude pool (those of you who were there know what I'm talking about)!

6) Sand gravity is a thing.

7) Red Stripe tastes MUCH better in Jamaica. What we bought here months ago to sample is a poor imitation.

8) I don't care how much you love your spouse, by the time the trip is over, you will have fallen 10X more deeply in love with them.

9) Jamaica looks really good on my wife, and she looks even better naked at Hedo!

10) There is nothing an adoring husband, five naked ladies, and one nekkid dude can't accomplish in getting a reluctant wife to the nude side on her first visit!

11) There are no bad food choices at Hedo, and Harrysan's is nothing short of AMAZING!!!!!!

Final thought? We will most definitely be back year after year, if nothing else for the amazing people and staff. Thank you to everyone who made our first trip so memorable.