Ok so the place isn't so bad... if it was 1959! I ...

Ok so the place isn't so bad... if it was 1959! I guess it's bad enough myrtle Beach is the branson Missouri of beaches. But landmark resort smells like a mixture of feet, sweat and human sebum. The beds in the two bed bedrooms are supposed to have full sized beds but I'd be lying if I didn't tell you they're actually twin size. The food there is garbage don't eat it. A lot of drunk people around the hotel beach. Kids pissing in the pool. If you wanna have any fun being here, just rent some scooters and drive around doing the best you can to Stay out of the actual hotel. If you're in a hurry to get to your room be prepared to climb the stairs because the elevators take about 10 minutes to get to you, and when you're finally in it you have to share your personal space with farty old ladies and the carnies that are also visiting. overall I'd give it 3/5 just because I lowered my expectation as we were entering the beach town.