Dear Urbo,

Dear Urbo,

I just ordered a soda water with lime. The bar tender put a slice of lemon in the bottom of the glass, put ice on top, and filled it up with soda.

This bothered me for two reasons:
1) I asked for lime, not lemon.
2) How am I going to squeeze the citrus into my drink if it's at the bottom if the glass?

I asked for another lime, and was granted another lemon.

And then I was charged $4.