They call this a space port because flying saucers...

They call this a space port because flying saucers land here all the time to refuel. And the little green men with antenna can go to a special bathroom for 2 foot aliens. After that, they can meet with Obi Wan Kenobi at the bar to arrange shipments of unregistered cargo to be carried out on Hans Solo's Millenium Falcon to the planet Alderaan. Only in Midland-Odessa.