My Primary Care Partner for years was no help what...

My Primary Care Partner for years was no help whatsoever in matters regarding my health- the extent of his usefulness as a medical professional peaked with a zithromax perscription for a sinus infection. Often he could offer no explanation or solution at all for my health problems, so I naturally stopped seeking his help. Now that years have passed, DOC has canceled my status as a patient, as a result of my neglecting my incompetent physician. Hilarious. Also hilarious: Shingles.