Bruce Doyle

Review of The Brighton Baths Cafe

Best location in town but run by idiots! Worse foo...

Best location in town but run by idiots! Worse food and service in Brighton.... they just don't get it.

OK so I was asked by management to come back and give it another go... did so tonight... 11th January.
Wine prices are stupid... $70 for a wine you can buy at Dan's for $15. Ordered an Aarvark Victorian SavBlanc that tasted like a wooded Chardonnay. Sat and watched our bottle of wine an glass of Prosecco sit on the bar for 20 minutes before anyone did anything with it ( we would be on 2nd bottle if they got their quality and act together).
Meal time started with Hommus and Turkish bread... rubbish 1 out of 10.
Mains special ravioli was ok. Salt and pepper calamari 3 out of 10
Service throughout was non existent we had to call someone over for every step.
As I said previously, best location in Melbourne. Worst service, food and drinks in town yet the owner knows everything. Go to the yacht club next door and enjoy a cheap and cheerful experience. Something more special head to Church st, opportunities a plenty.
Won't be putting my health in jeopardy again....