Jud Lewis

Review of Kandahar Air Field

I thought I was coming here for an all expense pai...

I thought I was coming here for an all expense paid vacation in the sand but when I arrived it turned out to be a shitty dust bowl! I was promised a Sandals type experience with multiple eateries and fun activities but the eateries all tasted like the same flavor of cardboard and the activities were mostly dealing with natives who had shot each other to pieces!

I went back to the airport and submitted a complaint but evidently I was booked with the cheapest ticket and it cannot be changed. I'll have to make the most of things until then.

Unfortunately when I tried to layout in my shorts and get some sun, this very rude employee who called himself "Master Sergeant" started yelling about not wearing the right outfit or something. I think he was trying to keep me from getting sunburned but he could have been nicer about it. He was probably upset like me about none of these restaurants having drinks.

I'll have to see if I can get a side trip arranged out to some place called Leatherneck, I heard at least there they have fun firecrackers on the ground that are like big Snap n' Pops.