The most ridiculous meal I had in my entire life. ...

The most ridiculous meal I had in my entire life. Some tasty bite size appetizers, pasta and pork (main course) were too salty and too basic. Other dishes- nice flavors but nothing mind blowing. Extremely boring long process of waiting for the next dish to come. This place is classy but plain. Dinner for two with 2 glasses of wine each with tax and tip- $500. Totally not worth it. Folks, if you don't know how to spend $500 better donate to some charity.