A monument to the gentrification of Lisbon; Everyt...

A monument to the gentrification of Lisbon; Everything that's amazing about Portuguese food brought to one place made more uncomfortable and expensive. I mean, why have your octopus in a nice chair contributing to one of the thousands of restaurants that made Lisbon the kind of place that now attracts the massive cruises, when you can pay double, to eat it in a hot dog bun sitting in a noisy stool...?

While we're at it, let's all share a minute of silence for the poor Timeout souls who have to work in the middle of that. What monster came up with that open office idea I wonder.