Peter Capofreddi

Review of Chicago Booth Alumni

Learn from the greatest mammon worshippers how to ...

Learn from the greatest mammon worshippers how to worship mammon in the most exquisite possible way. Learn how to disregard the interests of the poor, and obsequiously obey the slightest whim of the rich. Learn to make yourself into a servile flatterer, a toady, a sycophant, an obedient, unquestioning servant of the ruling class. Booth will teach you all of these things, and leave you with a huge load of debt, just to make sure you never change your mind. An exquisite MBA program, unrivaled in the world.