Had the worst massage of my life this past weekend...

Had the worst massage of my life this past weekend and paid over $250 for the displeasure. My wife and I had couple's massages. The therapists were nice enough, but mine seemed completely untrained. Was truly just a rub-down. My wife's had a coughing fit as soon as the treatment started. I feel sorry for her and her condition, but after several trips out of the room and delays in coming back, they should have swapped therapists or refunder the money. We were offered a 10% discount on what was 10 mins of massage total. I'd be interested to know how many therapists there have completed training of any sort, much less the training required to justify $130 per 50-min massage.