Where would you get a hotel so full up its own ass...

Where would you get a hotel so full up its own ass that they only give free wi-fi to members of the selected club ? This excuse for a good hotel advertise free wi-fi but its only given for a limited 8 hours in the lobby. I paid almost CHF 400 for one night in a room that was only equal to an Ibis room with a camp bed for my 7 year old daughter. This is an insult to hotels and its a complete rip off. Avoid it if you can.