Do you want to pay full price for less than half a...

Do you want to pay full price for less than half an amusement park? Want to have to get an access pass in order to stand in a line? Do you feel the need to wear a mask constantly even when no one is within 40ft of you? Is your ego overly inflated and you feel the need to be belittled by a teenager making minimum wage? Then boy this is the place for you!