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Alicia Jett

3 years ago

The following is a post I originally had on Facebo...

The following is a post I originally had on Facebook for Rob Zombie's Great American Nightmare. However, they are deleting any negative posts and blocking the posters from commenting again. That is absolutely BS and is going to slowly bring down the already cheap and trashy RZ empire. But I digress...

I see whoever runs this page has taken down all the negative reviews. RZ is an expressive guy, why can't some truthful, negative reviews be tolerated? Maybe this place shouldn't have been so hyped up. Let me preface with the fact that my friends and I are from Indy. If you're not from Chicago, this place just isn't worth the 2+ hour drive like we had expected.

The attractions were mediocre at best considering the hype. SPOILER ALERT. Lords of Salem is just a pitch black maze with some strobe lights and sounds. It leads you to Superbeasto. The 3D effect was cool, but c'mon. It was basically a perverted fun house. After SuperSuck, you're lead to House of 1000 Corpses. I've seen better. Maybe my expectations were too high, but since RZ overdoes a lot of his acts (in good ways), how could you blame me?

The website expresses entertainment and vendors. The entertainment was a drum group and a few people playing with fire, and they were awesome! Unfortunately, way more awesome than the attractions, which we were there for. Oh, and one vendor selling ridiculously priced shirts that I could get for half the price on Amazon or Hot Topic. We didn't even go to Lunatic Lounge after being disappointed with the attractions. I'm sure it was just overpriced beer and pizza.

I know this novel will be deleted eventually, but I'll be sure to comment in other places just because whoever runs this is being a d*** for deleting other's posts. We won't be returning to any future RZ attractions. Judging by the reviews, they probably won't want to come back to the Midwest anyway.

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