I am treated like a celebrity whenever I walk impo...

I am treated like a celebrity whenever I walk importantly through this store as I practically run to the food court and pretend I have never had food before. Sometimes I act undecided and lost in thought as I contemplate sampling pizza or Japanese food and then abruptly leave because I want to go back and flirt with the wonderful staff at MACY*S. Oh I have to go my boss just saw me and I'm supposed to be preparing for BORING MEETING.