Sooooooo embarrassing ! Brought out of town guest...

Sooooooo embarrassing ! Brought out of town guests, who are in the restaurant industry for over 50 years. We raved how the food was good,the service is good and then we added guests. Wrong thing to do. It was over an hour to get our food. We all ordered sandwiches and a kids pizza. My kid's pizza came out 20 mins before we got our SANDWICHES after an hour.
SANDWICHES I SAY!
3 People ordered the "fireside "roasted turkey with Fireside cranberry relish secret sauce. It was so secret they couldn't find it on their deli slices of turkey, Jared cranberry jam on store bought bread.
On our hogheads BBQ salmon sandwich there was supposed to be a secret sauce as well.... it is was so secretive, we could not find it. The pub poutine did not have cheese curds, the Terminator gravy....all it was barbecue sauce on a basket of fries that must have been sitting out since lunch time.
So embarrassing. It was just Young cheese cubed up. After waiting an hour the other people behind us got the order and half the time and finished by the time we got our order and all they could do is comp our drinks.....so embarrassing. Oh did I mention the table ordered at the same as US!
So McMenamins is off my list when I have out of town guests coming to Portland. Any of you local guides, do you have a suggestion that we should show our out-of-town guess what Portland's really about? Won't make this mistake again.