Dinner for 4 tonight.

Dinner for 4 tonight.
Waiter attempted to memorize order, then came back 3 times to clarify
Duck doughnut burnt - kindly replaced
Mains order ended up being wrong anyway
Dessert menus flicked across the table
When we asked about desserts on menu, waiter could not remember components/ explain correctly
Bill incorrect with extra water
When about to pay, waiter "I'm too tired to split the bill"
Would've not paid for the service fee but by then we just couldn't be bothered anymore