While I'm away on military orders, my mother took ...

While I'm away on military orders, my mother took my wife and infant child on Mother's Day to see a play. She drove down from Boston to see it. 5 minutes in, one of the actresses shamed her for having the nerve to bring our child to the play. Embarrassed, my wife left. To the credit of the remaining staff, they heard the actress, were very apologetic and refunded my wife's ticket before she left. That earned them an extra star. However, she is now sitting at a local restaurant waiting for the play to end so she can enjoy the rest of Mother's Day with my family. 5 stars to Plan B restaurant down the street, by the way.