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Review of Wall to Wall

Built by Romans two thousand years ago to keep the...

Built by Romans two thousand years ago to keep their neighbours out. Watch The Only Way Is Essex , and you ll understand.

But isolating themselves from the outside world did have disadvantages, and after centuries of inbreeding and a general lack of fresh fruit and vegetables, the first cockneys began to appear, as did a primitive form of the British aristocracy.

The Romans were slow to recognise the severity of their situation, and when they did finally try to escape, they found that the peoples of Essex, noticing what was going on, had added another two meters to the wall, and bricked up all the gates..