Went to a baby shower here and nearly had my head ...

Went to a baby shower here and nearly had my head bitten off by someone because my phone rang and I answered it. Totally absurd. What if someone needed me and had to get me? News flash, Biff and Buffy your golf club isn't the Vatican so get over yourselves. If you have to go here for any reason, let me spare you the drama. Believe me, you don't want to deal with the cell phone police, so beware.