I knew I had made a mistake the second I walked in...

I knew I had made a mistake the second I walked in, but, like a fool, I ordered anyway.

The burger took 20 mins to arrive. I witnessed the cook finish texting and eating something until like 3 other ordered piled up then started cooking my food. After looking at the toppings bar, which had obviously been sitting out all day, I opted to go with condiments only.

Fries sucked, burger was overcooked and greasy. Place smelled....off. Seats held together by duct tape. Floors were gross. Almost all the tables were dirty. This place is a sad sack, right plunk in the middle of Green Hills, sandwiched in between two much better establishments (Johnathan's and Table 3). SKIP THIS NASTY PLACE.