Are any of the reviewers serious bowlers? I doubt ...

Are any of the reviewers serious bowlers? I doubt it. Memory Lanes is one of the driest, most inconsistent bowling alleys that I've ever been to. Forget your equipment. I am a light stroker, a traditional style bowler with a stractch average. I switched to a urethane house bowl to kill my hook to deal with the lane conditions and I was still hooking 10-15 boards around 16 mph. Maybe I'm never here at the right time but it never seems like there's fresh oil on those lanes.

If what you want is a bowling alley with drinks and food, then you'll be fine with it. If, however, you want to score well or work on your technique, I'd say pass it up.