Was a fun night, would definitely give it a 4.5 if...

Was a fun night, would definitely give it a 4.5 if possible, but I guess it isn't. Google should definitely look into that, places like Eve couldn't get a 5, but you definitely cannot give it a 4. I mean, what the frick Google? The club was cool. But Google, why no 4.5? Where does all this investment go? To whole numbers? Also, the bathrooms were not LIT. As in, it was pretty dark, but dope nevertheless. But the staff in the bathroom is so fast that they squeezed the soap onto my hand even before I washed my hand. Eve may have 99 problems, and a bathroom staff is definitely a major one. I mean, he could've waited maybe 3.5 seconds more, but then again, he probably doesn't believe in decimals either. Anyway, long story short, I headed to Jimmy John's straight after.