I'm guarding a piece of glass I put up a sign now ...

I'm guarding a piece of glass I put up a sign now that's law I'm guarding this piece of glass I'll accept your complaint than harass you and harass you some more act like an idiot I'm guarding this piece of glass don't look through the piece of glass I'm print out another law and make up another law and put out another sign I make signs everyday and make new laws I hope they'll stand up in court