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Gilded, Pretentious, over priced. Starting out wi...

Gilded, Pretentious, over priced. Starting out with charcuterie and artisanal cheeses. Once received you have to take a step back and think, "is this it? more coming? did I really pay $36 for 4 slices of meat and some cheese and bad berries?" The cheese wasn't anything to brag about its was pretty bog standard, The meat however was pretty foul slimy and generally not appetising for an appetizer. The steak was underwhelming for the $26, the fries that it came with were remarkably similar to that of McDonald's (seriously it was uncanny). Bread of the chicken sandwich was stale, the tater tots which it came with were the best part and akin to those found in your local grocers. The view was the only redeeming quality. Our table was more interested in a mallard in the creek, to which the one slice of stale bread you would get would be much better received by. The view made for a great distraction in the 20 minutes it took to take the checks back. Felt like the location, styling, and prices leads on to something it is not.

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