Don't plan on getting your room service any time s...

Don't plan on getting your room service any time soon. And when it doesn't come so you can check out in time, don't bother mentioning that you are a Hilton HHonors member so you can get a late checkout - by the way, it doesn't matter to them that you are a Hilton HHonors member. They just want to turn and burn the rooms.

Oh, and by the way, make sure you don't walk around without any clothes on in the morning - the maids there think it's OK to just do random room checks any time they want - even if their chit sheet says that you aren't checked out yet.