Nothing here makes any sense. First, if you re a d...

Nothing here makes any sense. First, if you re a designated driver - be ready to be thirsty, hungry, and bored. Besides water, some random string cheese or other gas station snacks, and twiddling your thumbs, there is nothing here for you. For beer lovers, be ready to be completely underwhelmed. The beer is the same as what you find at the store but you ll pay more to have a drink here. Where will you sit? Outside. Really. There is no beer hall or inside facility. Hope it doesn t rain or, maybe even worse, hope it isn t super hot outside. Why? There are absolutely zero covering over their outside beer garden. No awnings, no shelters, not even an umbrella at the picnic table. Want a beer? Better know which one you want because they only have certain beers at certain stands. Go walk around you say? Watch your step. Some idiot designed the place to be like a gardens - without the plants. It s all uneven stone steps everywhere. People drinking, looking for a place to sit, walking around the grounds, dropping their drinking glasses (yes, they are glass), nearly falling down steps, twisting ankles... this place is a nightmare.